MEMO - DRAFT - FOR DISCUSSION ONLY
To: Noise Blankers Radio Group associates
From: Kevin Thornton K5KVN, Public Information Officer
Re: HamHijinks.com's 2nd birthday!
I am proud to tell you that we have hit another milestone for our award-winning group. Two years ago, we were jacking around when we should have been working came up with a brilliant idea - let's use our useless professional journalism and communications skills to start a website of hilarious ham radio news bits.
I remember when Gary WBØRUR said, "This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard!" "It'll be a hit!" He was right.
Nathan K5KAC was the first to ask, "Why would we spend our free time doing something like this?" "How can I help?" That's the kind of sour "can-do" attitude we can do without like around here.
Andy K5PO got it right when he said, "Forget you." "I'm in!"
I wish I had the time to find better employees thank each of you for your contributions to this project. Because I am so busy, I ask that you individually take a moment to ask yourself if you are pulling your weight pat yourselves on the back.
I know many of you are wondering why no one is advertising with us and we are still doing this for no money asking yourself how you can help make this burden thing called HamHijinks.com a cash cow even better.
Remember to just keep it funny, you LIDS team. Let's take the time to laugh at ourselves and our hobby every once in a while. Loosen up.
Please get back to work come to the breakroom today to enjoy some cake, topped off with two Baefeng candles.
Thanks for nothing all that you do.